My latest obsession: inserting the line "covered in bees" into any and all songs.
For example:
Kiss From a Rose:
...I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey,
o-oh, the more I think of you covered in bees, ye-eah...
Piece of Me:
...I'm Ms covered in bees, since I was seventeen...
I Will Always Love You:
...And I, ee-I, ee-I, will always love you,
and I, am covered in beeeees...
You get the idea.
Try it. You'll like it. And it's totally going to be a thing. If you come up with any particular gems, leave them in the comments.
Stefan tells stories, writes about stories and tells stories about stories.
3 comments:
While some may read into why you would insert the line "covered in bees" into various songs - I am more perturbed by the songs you chose as your examples. You big softie!
When you call my name its like a little prayer
Im covered in bees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there
I've often dreamed of Madonna being covered in bees. Quality work.
And I was unaware my big softiness had been called into question. 'tis a matter of public record.
However ...
The beautiful people the beautiful people
It's all relative to the size of your steeple
You can't see the forest for the trees
And you can'r smell your own shit covered in bees
Early 90s Marilyn Manson + swearing = masculinity street cred +10!
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