I spend a lot of time joking around, but none telling jokes.
At a dinner party last week I told the only three jokes I know. They rarely elicit more that a polite laugh, and give a possibly terrifying look into my mind.
Here they are:
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: fsh.
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Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "how the hell do you drive this thing?"
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A little girl is being dragged around a department store by her mother in a frenzy of shopping. She looks up at her mother and asks "mum, why are we shopping for a Christmas tree in July?"
The mother replies, "for God's sake Kristy, you know you have leukaemia."
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That's right, the only three jokes I've retained. Two are about fish, one involved childhood death.
Ho hum.
Anybody know any jokes I can add to the repertoire?
Stefan tells stories, writes about stories and tells stories about stories.
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A man walks into a doctor's office with a carrot stuck up his nose and says, "What's wrong with me, doc?". The doctor replies, "Well for one thing, you're not eating properly."
Oh dude, I'm taking that.
I imagine that after a few drinks I'll try to act it out, with disastrous results.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Boom Boom
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