Who are these people?

I love a good burn. Nothing ruins a good burn like not knowing who delivered it. It's like a high five that's left hanging forever. A crying shame.

To that end, here's a tip:

When leaving a comment, hit the Name/URL option and you can put in your name or jazzy pseudonym/pop culture reference of choice.

There's good commentary here, but I feel weird responding to the anonymous ether of the internet. That's where child porn lives.

That last sentence is totally going to skew my google hits.

Notice that google doesn't even need a capital letter now. It's too everywhere.