A Day of Big Decisions

This picture, which perfectly captures the essence of me, from Leen.

As I'm sure we can all appreciate, choosing the right pizza topping is important.

Unlike other foods that are delivered, pizza is equally tasty - if not moreso - as a next-day lunch or hangover breakfast.
Much like a Christmas gift that is also a puppy, your decision may grow to haunt you long after the initial joy has evaporated.
Meatlovers is a damn good pizza, and it smells good when you first open the box, but it's also a danger field. If the meat has been on the shelf too long, that next-day delicacy could leave you wracked with the cramps of regret.
No-one likes old meat.
So a vegetarian option is generally your best bet. It keeps well and remains tasty over a long term. Plain cheese, like dancing in public, is also good if you have a sense of humour about it.
Some people take vegetarian pizza too seriously. They wrap it up in symbolism and hope to use their decision to not eat meat to change the world and the mind of others. The vegetables themselves are impassive. They just taste good, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Even if they won't change the world, they will do the job well. What else do you want?

Good luck today America. Don't screw it up.