See this photo? In which I am flanked by two flagrantly attractive dudes within the nexus of good times which is the Democratic Club?
Well, a significant portion of the hair pictured resting upon the head of that smart-looking be-speckled gentlemen in the centre is now gone! Swept away like cobwebs in that cupboard through to Narnia. And like that cupboard, my seemingly smaller head will lead us to a new world! With five minutes saved each day now there is no need for knot-ripping brushstrokes, we can achieve great things!
For example, this evening I ingested half a barbecue chicken and made my phone sound like the Master Sword.
Great things.
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